The Art and Artistry of Alpine Skiing

Josh: I didn’t cut my hand on a glass. I broke a window in my apartment.Leo: This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you, can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father I’m down in this hole. Can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey Joe, it’s me. Can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here!” And the friend says, “Yeah but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.” Long as I got a job, you got a job, understand?

Josh: I didn’t cut my hand on a glass. I broke a window in my apartment.
Leo: This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you, can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father I’m down in this hole. Can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. “Hey Joe, it’s me. Can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here!” And the friend says, “Yeah but I’ve been down here before and I know the way out.” Long as I got a job, you got a job, understand?

notabadday:

Oh my…the dimples

The first thing they should do when they start cloning people is clone Brad Whitford. I think it should be a constitutional right that all women have one.

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—	Janel Moloney (via basicallybrilliantinthelegs)

DONNA: Why don't you just wear a pre-tied tie?
JOSH: 'Cause it's not the same.
DONNA: It looks the same.
JOSH: At the end of the night, you want to be able to pull it
open, like Tony Bennett.
DONNA: You think the tie is the only thing standing between
you and Tony Bennett?
JOSH: He's also shorter than I am.

DONNA: Why don't you just wear a pre-tied tie?

JOSH: 'Cause it's not the same.

DONNA: It looks the same.

JOSH: At the end of the night, you want to be able to pull it

open, like Tony Bennett.

DONNA: You think the tie is the only thing standing between

you and Tony Bennett?

JOSH: He's also shorter than I am.